Gary Ling, Digital Producer, Data Monetiser, Political Savant, Information Economist, Solution Seller, Business Strategist.
"Life, is a Virtual State of Mind" - Gary Ling
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Listen For Balls. Yesterday, I bumped into a neighbour who tells me that someone had 'keyed' both his car and another on our street.  I am surprised but not shocked.  Sometimes the behaviour of my fellow citizens leaves much to be desired. In this case the vandal had scrawled 'Frog' on a Renault Espace and 'Nazi' on a BMW.

Since it was a night time crime there is a natural assumption that drink was involved.  Even the Community Support Officer (a 'CSO' or a policeman) who turns up to investigate makes this assumption.  I am not so sure.  It takes some thinking or at least some logical process to walk along the street, see a German car and scratch 'Nazi' into the bonnet ('Hood' in American), walk further along the road (assuming this was the timeline) and then scratch 'Frog' (see photo) ....

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